Hashers are planning ahead. Terrifying thought. That just gives them longer to fuck up the whole thing! If you will be around to celebrate America’s birthday you will want to reply to Lauren to grab your t-shirt.
We are designing a t-shirt to commemorate the independence of our great nation… and to celebrate the fact we get to play with fire and blow some shit up.
Send an email to email@example.com to pre-order your shirt along with preferred size.
Estimated cost is 7,000.